Hi! So, you’ve found my blog, and now you want to know what it’s about. Good luck with that. Really, though, this is my pseudo-personal blog in which I publish all sorts of inane ramblings. My name is Chris, and I’m currently trying to decide what to do with my life. I studied Civil Engineering for three semesters at LeTourneau University and then switched to Christian Ministries. After the fourth semester, I promptly ran out of money for school. I live in the grand state of North Carolina, and I’m considering attending UNCC at some point for Electrical Engineering. I currently work all of the time, do online homework when I’m not working, and tinker with my 30-year-old Nissan/Datsun 15-year-old Isuzu when I’m not doing those things. My goal after graduation is to work in a foreign country with an NGO or something along those lines. I used to have a Labrador Retriever who proofed all of my blog posts, but time, the old demon, caught up with her. The editorial position is open!

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