I have coined a new phrase, or at least I think I have. It pertains to pieces of writings, and I shall use it as such.
thoughtpiece (n)|xk| — a piece of a thought, esp. when referring to written opinions and personal expressions.
Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Rather Orwellian. Anyway, I think I shall use this term when referring to my blog posts. This just seems like a such a concise and final term. Complex, simple, and to the point. Does that even make sense?
And now, I present to you a thoughtpiece on driving.
Dearest people of the world, I have but a humble request for you: learn to drive!
For starters, let us examine the steering column upon which the wheel with which you steer your vehicle is mounted. On either the left or right side is a stick/knob/lever. This perplexing device, which you seem to have very little knowledge of, allows you to activate lights mounted on the exterior of your car. Interestingly enough, when you move the switch in one direction, lights on one side of your car blink, letting others know that you intend to turn, the converse is also true. We call this the turn signal. USE IT.
Another tip, while we are still examining the interior of your vehicle. You have probably discovered that when driving at night, it is dark. You seem to have adequately remedied this fault by turning on your lights. Good. I’m glad that you have found how to make these function. Let me tell you a secret, though. Your lights have two settings, one of them is called bright. You don’t need to have them on this setting when people are driving towards you. YOU ARE BLINDING PEOPLE.
We have touched on some etiquette in the previous points, but now let us move on to pure etiquette. One interesting thing about our roadways is that they have speed limits. These are maximum speeds at which we are legally allowed to drive. While you can go somewhat slower than the limit, great deviance is not recommended. Here’s why. When you do not go the speed limit, you make people angry. Angry people do stupid things. You might die. GO THE SPEED LIMIT. (This is especially true on two lane highways on which people cannot easily pass you.)
If you use a cell phone while you are driving, that is perfectly fine with me. I do not discriminate. If you, however, cannot drive and use a cell phone at the same time, please don’t do either. The world will be a better place.
Finally, if you drive a moped, please don’t hog the center of the road. I will run you over. In my mind.
One interesting societal construct is that of hairstyles. It seems as if many people are defined by their hair. One of the main things that I notice and remember people by is their hair. I’ve never really cared too highly about my hair looks. I have never gone out on a limb and changed my hairstyle to anything crazy. I’ve always worn my hair in one of two ways: short or long. I have considered dying it. I think red and black would be pretty sweet.
I recently got it into my head that having my hair cut short would be a good idea. Don’t ask me why I had that idea. I haven’t had a short haircut in somewhere around 10(ish) years. Here’s what I looked like before my haircut:
Now my hair is much shorter. In fact, many people don’t even recognize me when they first see me.
As you can see, a bit of a transformation has taken place. I’m still not sure if I like the new look. I think I’ll let it grow out to a happy medium. The reactions I’ve gotten from people have been great. My favorite response is “Wow, did you get a haircut?” No, I was wearing a wig for all these years…
But enough about my hair; what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to your hair? What would you do if you absolutely didn’t care what people thought about you?
Until Next Time,