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I Need Friends

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EDIT: THIS POSITION HAS BEEN CUT DUE TO LACK OF BUDGET FUNDING, THE ECONOMY, AND RENEWED AWESOMENESS OF CURRENT FRIENDS. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS ARE STILL OPEN: SOCIAL FRIENDSHIP, LONG-DISTANCE & SOCIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOCAL. 
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT EFFECTIVE APRIL 2, 2013.

To be honest, I’m getting tired of a lot of my friends. Many of them have been my friends since we were quite young, and after all these years together, I think it’s time for me to make some changes.

I don’t want to come across as crass or uncaring, but I really am just tired of the same people all the time.

Thus, I have introduced an application for new best friends. The application is short and concise, and I hope to gain many new awesome friends this way. I will be reviewing submissions and sending out pink slips to current friends as positions are filled.

You can download and print the document below to fill out.

Thanks! You guys are the best!
~ Chris

Security Emails

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You know that feeling of elation when you open the mailbox, look inside, and find a letter with your name on it? It’s that “Oh yay, someone does love me!” feeling that Charlie Brown of “The Peanuts” was always looking for. Unfortunately, he hardly ever received a letter, and often times, poor Chuck didn’t even get any mail. He would walk up to the mailbox, look inside, and find it empty. Or perhaps he did find something! His heart would leap with joy and he would reach inside, only to have a certain little beagle come by to claim his piece of mail. I think one of his friends might have had it figured out. Linus didn’t wait for affirmation from others, he just had his little blue blanket.

Perhaps you don’t feel that strong of an emotion at the sight of a letter addressed to you, but you do like to receive mail. You like to go out to your mailbox, scramble around the contents, and return with a handful  of whatever. I personally love to get any type of mail. I’ll read just about anything for any reason. I must say, credit card offers can be quite entertaining.

Now we’re in the digital age. Everything is being sent out from offices and read on home computers and smart phones. Just as I love getting mail, I also love getting emails. I’m a bit more picky about my emails than my physical mail, however. I get updates from a few blogs, Facebook notifications, website adverts from sites that I shop at, and much more. My favorite emails consist of those emails coming from WordPress stating that I have new comments on my blog.

Email is rather like Linus and his security blanket. It’s a nice, reliable medium that’s always there. Newegg will always send out emails with ads, there will always be people updating their blogs, and CNet will probably not slow down with their frantic editorial mailings until someone reminds them to check their spelling. You have to get the emails to get the jab.

So, what do you think about emails? Do you like getting lots of mail or would you rather have a nice, clean inbox with just personal mail every now and then?

Peace,
~XK