The Various Sundry

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Having decided that you needed a blog update, I came up with this… enjoy. All these tips have been contrived and tested and verified to be true by myself.

It’s probably not wise to yell “eat it!” when you beat somebody to a pump at a gas station.


Cucumbers are good when garnished with ketchup.


iPod Touches are not waterproof…
Neither are cellphones….
Or headlamps… in the ocean.


Don’t boil the water before you drop the egg in, it doesn’t work that way…


Don’t try to clear a clog in an ink cartridge by sucking on it… that stuff tastes horrible.


The old Palm Pilots can survive anything… except riding in your pocket while you’re playing football. 


Don’t break a glow stick over your face, that burns really badly… and makes you go temporarily blind.


Don’t catch a baseball with your finger… that hurts.

Yeah, it hurt.
Trust me on this one… that’s my hand.


Have a good day. 😉



6 thoughts on “The Various Sundry

    iyaayas moderator said:
    9 July , 2011 at 23:54

    Those were some pretty clever pieces of advice!

    Secrets of a Poet said:
    10 July , 2011 at 00:51

    What happened to the egg?

      xanthuskidd responded:
      10 July , 2011 at 12:40

      Well, I was trying to make hard-boiled eggs. As it turns out, you must boil the water with the egg in it to heat it gradually. If you drop the cold egg into the boiling water… it ‘splodes. 😉

    Mandy Calvin said:
    11 July , 2011 at 00:11

    The ink cartridge one is my favorite. I will now continue life a wiser person, thank you.

    Janene Murphy said:
    29 November , 2011 at 14:03

    Yikes! That is quite a finger you have there! And cucumbers and ketchup? It can’t take as bad as an ink cartridge. Still, I’m not sure I’ll try it.

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